Class Farticipation?

(some excerpts from the most arbit CPs and funny events, courtesy D Co.)


Dash-isms
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Prof: Arabind DASH, is it??

Dash: No ma’am its Daash but its ok. I’m used to everyone mispronouncing it since school times.

Prof: No it’s ok; we will call you by your proper name.

Dash: Please don’t ma’am; I am more comfortable with Dash now!!

MANAC: arbit CP
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Dash: My production does not depend on how much i produce.....


Marketing:
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• Shveta: Solar cookers need less oil etc, so we can target the old people, or heart patients cuz they need minimum oil in food..

Dash: Yes, with the heart patient market in India growing....

• Momo: We must promote monsoon so more people visit our resort during monsoon

Dash: Yes, we can have a rain dance for them..

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Challenge CPs!!!

CCPs for the day: Spiderman, Superman, SubSaharan, villages croppin up, Oka/Karthik!

• Prof: what should we name our cement brand?
  

Prostee: We should name it Oka/Karthik cement, after Lord Karthik, the God of
Construction (Erection!!)

• Student: Instead of Mukhiyas and all we must concentrate on other people like the masons.

Prostee: No, we should definitely concentrate on the Mukhiya, after all he is SUPERMAN for the people!!

Khakee: Madam its not about being a SPIDERMAN or SUPERMAN, its to do with......(blah blah blah)

and above all, our Uncle Shobhit aka Thoku

Uncle: No one is Superman. With villages cropping up in India, we must move away from this Sub- Saharan region, and ...... (etc etc etc)


(Will keep updating this space, so keep checkin!!)